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11 KiB
YAML
316 lines
11 KiB
YAML
baseURL: https://johnmastodon.me/
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languageCode: en-us
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title: Celebrate John Mastodon Day
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theme: hugo-profile
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toc: false
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tags: false
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outputs:
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home:
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- "HTML"
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- "RSS"
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- "JSON"
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page:
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- "HTML"
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- "RSS"
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Paginate: 3
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enableRobotsTXT: true
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# disqusShortname: your-disqus-shortname
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# googleAnalytics: G-MEASUREMENT_ID
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markup:
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goldmark:
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renderer:
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unsafe: true
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Menus:
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main:
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- identifier: origin
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name: Highlights from 2023
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title: Highlights from 2023
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url: "/blog/highlights/"
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weight: 1
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- identifier: livefeed
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name: Live Feed
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title: Live Feed
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url: "/#mt-body"
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weight: 1
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params:
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title: "John Mastodon"
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description: Celebrate John Mastodon Day
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#staticPath: "/static" # The path to serve the static files from
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favicon: "/favicon.ico"
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useBootstrapCDN: false
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# Whether to add mathjax support on all pages. Alternatively, you can opt-in per page by adding `mathjax: true` in the frontmatter.
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mathjax: false
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# Whether the fade animations on the home page will be enabled
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animate: true
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theme:
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# disableThemeToggle: true
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defaultTheme: "dark"
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font:
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fontSize: 1rem # default: 1rem
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fontWeight: 400 # default: 400
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lineHeight: 1.5 # default: 1.5
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textAlign: left # default: left
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# color preference
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# color:
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# textColor:
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# secondaryTextColor:
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# backgroundColor:
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# secondaryBackgroundColor:
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# primaryColor:
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# secondaryColor:
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# darkmode:
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# textColor:
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# secondaryTextColor:
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# backgroundColor:
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# secondaryBackgroundColor:
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# primaryColor:
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# secondaryColor:
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# If you want to customize the menu, you can change it here
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navbar:
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align: ms-auto # Left: ms-auto | center: mx-auto | right: me-auto | Default: ms-auto
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brandLogo: "/img/johnmastodon-sd3.png" # Logo for the brand | default is the favicon variable
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showBrandLogo: true # Show brand logo in nav bar | default is true
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brandName: "John Mastodon" # Brand name for the brand | default is the title variable
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disableSearch: true
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# searchPlaceholder: "Search"
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stickyNavBar:
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enable : true
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showOnScrollUp : true
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menus:
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disableAbout: true
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disableExperience: false
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disableEducation: false
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disableProjects: true
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disableAchievements: false
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disableContact: true
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# Hero
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hero:
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enable: true
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intro: "Hi, I am"
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title: "John Mastodon."
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subtitle: "I was born on December 16"
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content: "Celebrate John Mastodon Day on December 16-17, 2023. ([Tell Me How!](/#experience))"
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image: /img/johnmastodon-sd3.png
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bottomImage:
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enable: false
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# roundImage: true # Make hero image circular | default false
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button:
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enable: true
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name: "See the Feed!"
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url: "#mt-body"
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download: true
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newPage: false
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socialLinks:
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fontAwesomeIcons:
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- icon: fab fa-mastodon
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url: https://infosec.exchange/@paco
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# About
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about:
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enable: false
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title: "Live Feed"
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image: "/img/johnmastodon-sd3.png"
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content: |-
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Change your Mastodon profile to stuff.
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skills:
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enable: false
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title: "Here are a few technologies I've been working with recently:"
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items:
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- "HTML"
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# Experience
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experience:
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title: "Celebrating"
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enable: true
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items:
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- job: "Update Your Mastodon Profile"
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company: "Update Your Profile"
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companyUrl: "https://mastodon.fediverse.observer/"
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# date: " 16-17 December 2023"
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content: |
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Has John Mastodon inspired you? Did you do something incredible like invent a social network and name it after yourself?
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On `#JohnMastodonDay` update your profile to tell the world your fictious claim to fame, just like John:
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<blockquote><i>I invented the question mark when I was only 4 years old. I currently hold patents on
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12 different punctuation symbols. #JohnMastodonDay</i></blockquote>
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Be sure to put the `#JohnMastodonDay` hashtag in your profile. Spread John's love!
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info:
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enable: false
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- job: "Follow the hashtag so you can see all the great stories!"
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company: "Follow the hashtag"
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companyUrl: "https://fedi.tips/how-do-i-follow-hashtags-on-mastodon-and-the-fediverse/"
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# date: " 16-17 December 2023"
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content: |
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Following hashtags is how you see conversations that involve people you don't directly follow.
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[Follow the `#JohnMastodonDay` hashtag](https://fedi.tips/how-do-i-follow-hashtags-on-mastodon-and-the-fediverse/) on your Mastodon account and your feed will overflow with John's love!
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info:
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enable: false
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- job: "Toot your #JohnMastodonDay message with the hashtag!"
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company: "Use the hashtag"
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companyUrl: "https://fedi.tips/how-do-i-follow-hashtags-on-mastodon-and-the-fediverse/"
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# date: " 16-17 December 2023"
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content: |
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Following hashtags is how you see conversations that involve people you don't directly follow.
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[Follow the `#JohnMastodonDay` hashtag](https://fedi.tips/how-do-i-follow-hashtags-on-mastodon-and-the-fediverse/) in your profile. Spread John's love!
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info:
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enable: false
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# Education
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education:
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enable: true
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title: "Origin Story"
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index: false
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items:
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- title: "Immaculate Conception"
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date: "16 December 2022"
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content: |-
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It began as a typo. Isaac Schorr published an article titled [Hypocrisy and Fear All the Way Down at Twitter](https://web.archive.org/web/20221216232836/https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/hypocrisy-and-fear-all-the-way-down-at-twitter/) on [mediaite.com](https://mediaite.com/) creating John Mastodon from whole cloth saying:
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> _Before this latest wave of suspensions, Twitter had already suspended the account posting the location of Musk’s jet. Then, <font color="#a0a000">the platform removed John Mastodon, the founder of a competing social media company named after himself</font>, for posting a link to the jet tracker’s Mastodon account._
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- title: "What is this really?"
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date: "13 December 2023"
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content: |-
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We're taking the piss out of this article and remembering all the fun we had back in 2022. It was so sloppy, so totally rushed out with no checking at all in the breathless days after Elon Musk acquired Twitter.
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Here are some contemporaneous accounts from that time.
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- [taylorlorenz@mastodon.social](https://mastodon.social/@taylorlorenz) spotted it and [tooted about it](https://mastodon.social/@taylorlorenz/109532050191181640) on December 17, 2022.
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- [BoingBoing talked about how we were all having a laugh](https://boingboing.net/2022/12/18/mastodon-users-embrace-columnists-funny-error-about-a-fictitious-john-mastodon.html)
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- [KnowYourMeme has a tiny bit of info on it](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/john-mastodon)
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# Achievements
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achievements:
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enable: true
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title: "Featured Images"
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items:
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- title: John Mastodon, CIA Director
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content:
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url: https://infosec.exchange/@blAnders/111593080343413392
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image: /img/f8d49c0bf6fa9663.png
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- title: John's Dating Profile
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# content: Developed a product using Artificial Intelligence.
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url: https://infosec.exchange/@blAnders/111593080343413392
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image: /img/9d76352aabadcc4f.png
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- title: MastoCon 2022
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#content: Developed a theme and getting 1K+ downloads per month.
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url: https://infosec.exchange/@blAnders/111593080343413392
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image: /img/07a3ce5bf8ebd2e9.png
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- title: jeff@honeytree.social
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image: /img/a5cd481f223206e6.jpeg
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url: https://honeytree.social/@jeff/111592595370265188
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- title: jperlow@journa.host
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image: /img/cf8ba73fd912d537.jpeg
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url: https://journa.host/@jperlow/111592240174287444
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# projects
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projects:
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enable: false
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# title: "Custom Name"
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items:
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- title: Hugo Profile
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content: A highly customizable and mobile first Hugo template for personal portfolio and blog.
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image: /images/projects/profile.png
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featured:
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name: Demo
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link: https://hugo-profile.netlify.app
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badges:
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- "Hugo"
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- "Bootstrap"
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- "Javascript"
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links:
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- icon: fa fa-envelope
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url: mailto:?subject=Hugo%20Profile%20Template&body=Check%20it%20out:%20https%3a%2f%2fhugo-profile.netlify.app%2fblog%2fmarkdown-syntax%2f
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- icon: fab fa-github
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url: https://github.com/gurusabarish/hugo-profile
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- icon: fab fa-twitter
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url: https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Check+it+out:&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fgurusabarish%2Fhugo-profile
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- title: Image Converter
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content: A web app to convert image to pdf, png to jpg, png to jpg and png to webp without database using django.
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image: /images/projects/converter.jpg
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featured:
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name: Demo
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link: https://django-converter.herokuapp.com
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badges:
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- "Django"
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- "Bootstrap"
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links:
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- icon: fab fa-github
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url: https://github.com/gurusabarish/converter
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- title: Hugo Profile V2
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content: A clean and simple Hugo template for personal portfolio and blog.
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image: /images/projects/profile2.jpg
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featured:
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name: Demo V2
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link: https://hugo-profile-2.netlify.app
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badges:
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- "Hugo"
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- "Bootstrap"
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- "Javascript"
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links:
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- icon: fab fa-github
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url: https://github.com/gurusabarish/HugoProfileV2
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#Contact
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contact:
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enable: false
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# title: "Custom Name"
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content: My inbox is always open. Whether you have a question or just want to say hi, I’ll try my best to get back to you!
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email: gurusabarisha@gmail.com
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btnName: Mail me
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# formspree:
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# enable: true # `contact.email` value will be ignored
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# formId: abcdefgh # Take it from your form's endpoint, like 'https://formspree.io/f/abcdefgh'
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# emailCaption: "Enter your email address"
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# messageCaption: "Enter your message here"
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footer:
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recentPosts:
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path: "blog"
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count: 3
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title: Recent Posts
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enable: false
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disableFeaturedImage: true
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# socialNetworks:
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# List pages like blogs and posts
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listPages:
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disableFeaturedImage: false
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# Single pages like blog and post
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singlePages:
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readTime:
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enable: false
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content: "min read"
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scrollprogress:
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enable: false
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# For translations
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terms:
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read: "Read"
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toc: "Table Of Contents"
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copyright: "All rights reserved"
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pageNotFound: "Page not found"
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emailText: "Check out this site"
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datesFormat:
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article: "Jan 2, 2006"
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articleList: "Jan 2, 2006"
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articleRecent: "Jan 2, 2006"
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#customScripts: -| # You can add custom scripts which will be added before </body> tag
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# <script type="text/javascript"><!-- any script here --></script>
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