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# johnmastodon
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Stable Diffusion prompt for the logo:
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> Promotional poster in the World War 2 style featuring John Mastodon, a charasmatic and swarthy muscular black man who creates a social media network that spans the globe. Depict him creating the network from raw molten iron and lightning because he is so powerful.
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title: History
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url: "#education"
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weight: 1
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- identifier: livefeed
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name: Live Feed
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title: Live Feed
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url: "#mt-body"
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weight: 1
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params:
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title: "John Mastodon"
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description: Celebrate John Mastodon Day
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# staticPath: "" # The path to serve the static files from
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favicon: "/fav.png"
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#staticPath: "/static" # The path to serve the static files from
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favicon: "/favicon.ico"
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useBootstrapCDN: false
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# Whether to add mathjax support on all pages. Alternatively, you can opt-in per page by adding `mathjax: true` in the frontmatter.
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mathjax: false
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# If you want to customize the menu, you can change it here
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navbar:
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align: ms-auto # Left: ms-auto | center: mx-auto | right: me-auto | Default: ms-auto
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# brandLogo: "/logo.png" # Logo for the brand | default is the favicon variable
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showBrandLogo: false # Show brand logo in nav bar | default is true
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brandLogo: "/img/johnmastodon-sd3.png" # Logo for the brand | default is the favicon variable
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showBrandLogo: true # Show brand logo in nav bar | default is true
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brandName: "John Mastodon" # Brand name for the brand | default is the title variable
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disableSearch: true
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# searchPlaceholder: "Search"
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intro: "Hi, I am"
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title: "John Mastodon."
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subtitle: "I was born on December 16"
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content: "Celebrate John Mastodon Day on December 16-17, 2023."
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image: /images/hero.svg
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content: "Celebrate John Mastodon Day on December 16-17, 2023. ([Tell Me How!](#experience))"
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image: /img/johnmastodon-sd3.png
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bottomImage:
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enable: true
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enable: false
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# roundImage: true # Make hero image circular | default false
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button:
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enable: false
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name: "Resume"
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url: "#"
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enable: true
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name: "See the Feed!"
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url: "#mt-body"
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download: true
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newPage: false
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socialLinks:
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# About
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about:
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enable: false
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title: "About"
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image: "/images/me.png"
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title: "Live Feed"
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image: "/img/johnmastodon-sd3.png"
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content: |-
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Change your Mastodon profile to stuff.
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skills:
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title: "Celebrating"
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enable: true
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items:
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- job: "Senior Software Developer"
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company: "Facebook"
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companyUrl: "https://example.com"
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date: "Jan 2022 - present"
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featuredLink:
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enable: true
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name: "View the project"
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url: "https://example.com"
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content: "I am currently working as a software developer at [example org.](https://example.com) in San Francisco, CA. I am currently working on a project that will be used to help people find the best way to get around the city."
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- job: "Software Developer"
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company: "Amazon"
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companyUrl: "https://example.com"
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date: "Sep 2020 - Dec 2021"
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featuredLink:
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enable: true
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url: "https://example.com"
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info:
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enable: true
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content: I worked as a software developer for more than one year in Amazon.
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- job: "Update Your Mastodon Profile"
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company: "Update Your Profile"
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companyUrl: "https://mastodon.fediverse.observer/"
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# date: " 16-17 December 2023"
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content: |
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I am currently working as a software developer at [example org.](https://example.com) in San Francisco, CA. I am currently working on a project that will be used to help people find the best way to get around the city.
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Has John Mastodon inspired you? Did you do something incredible like invent a social network and name it after yourself?
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On `#JohnMastodonDay` update your profile to tell the world your fictious claim to fame, just like John:
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<blockquote><i>I invented the question mark when I was only 4 years old. I currently hold patents on
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12 different punctuation symbols. #JohnMastodonDay</i></blockquote>
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- Lead backend developer for a product.
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- Created a frontend design for a product.
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Be sure to put the `#JohnMastodonDay` hashtag in your profile. Spread John's love!
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info:
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enable: false
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- job: "Follow the hashtag so you can see all the great stories!"
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company: "Follow the hashtag"
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companyUrl: "https://fedi.tips/how-do-i-follow-hashtags-on-mastodon-and-the-fediverse/"
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# date: " 16-17 December 2023"
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content: |
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Following hashtags is how you see conversations that involve people you don't directly follow.
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[Follow the `#JohnMastodonDay` hashtag](https://fedi.tips/how-do-i-follow-hashtags-on-mastodon-and-the-fediverse/) on your Mastodon account and your feed will overflow with John's love!
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info:
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enable: false
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- job: "Toot your #JohnMastodonDay message with the hashtag!"
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company: "Use the hashtag"
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companyUrl: "https://fedi.tips/how-do-i-follow-hashtags-on-mastodon-and-the-fediverse/"
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# date: " 16-17 December 2023"
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content: |
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Following hashtags is how you see conversations that involve people you don't directly follow.
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[Follow the `#JohnMastodonDay` hashtag](https://fedi.tips/how-do-i-follow-hashtags-on-mastodon-and-the-fediverse/) in your profile. Spread John's love!
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info:
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enable: false
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# Education
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education:
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index: false
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items:
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- title: "Immaculate Conception"
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school:
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name: "Hypocrisy and Fear All the Way Down at Twitter"
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url: "https://web.archive.org/web/20221216232836/https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/hypocrisy-and-fear-all-the-way-down-at-twitter/"
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date: "16 December 2022"
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content: |-
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Isaac Schorr publishes an article on [mediaite.com](https://mediaite.com/) creating John Mastodon from whole cloth saying:
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It began as a typo. Isaac Schorr published an article titled [Hypocrisy and Fear All the Way Down at Twitter](https://web.archive.org/web/20221216232836/https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/hypocrisy-and-fear-all-the-way-down-at-twitter/) on [mediaite.com](https://mediaite.com/) creating John Mastodon from whole cloth saying:
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> _Before this latest wave of suspensions, Twitter had already suspended the account posting the location of Musk’s jet. Then, <font color="#a0a000">the platform removed John Mastodon, the founder of a competing social media company named after himself</font>, for posting a link to the jet tracker’s Mastodon account._
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- title: "What is this really?"
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date: "13 December 2023"
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content: |-
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We're taking the piss out of this article and remembering all the fun we had back in 2022. It was so sloppy, so totally rushed out with no checking at all in the breathless days after Elon Musk acquired Twitter.
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It got some popular press coverage, too:
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- [BoingBoing](https://boingboing.net/2022/12/18/mastodon-users-embrace-columnists-funny-error-about-a-fictitious-john-mastodon.html)
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- [KnowYourMeme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/john-mastodon)
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# Achievements
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enable: false
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disableFeaturedImage: true
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socialNetworks:
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github: https://github.com
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# List pages like blogs and posts
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