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"text": "Why can't I sleep at night?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "I got 99 problems but _ ain't one.",
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"text": "What's a girl's best friend?",
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"text": "What's that smell?",
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"text": "This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?",
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"text": "TSA guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What ended my last relationship?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "I drink to forget _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What's that sound?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "What's the next Happy Meal® toy?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _ for the first time.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "_. That's how I want to die.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "What does Dick Cheney prefer?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "What's the most emo?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "White people like _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "_. Betcha can't have just one!",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "War!<br><br>What is it good for?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _.",
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"text": "_. High five, bro.",
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"text": "During sex, I like to think about _.",
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},
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"text": "What did I bring back from Mexico?",
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"text": "What are my parents hiding from me?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What will always get you laid?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What helps Obama unwind?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What's there a ton of in heaven?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _.",
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"text": "What's the new fad diet?",
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"text": "When I am the President of the United States, I will create the Department of _.",
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"text": "_. It's a trap!",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "How am I maintaining my relationship status?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What's my secret power?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "What gives me uncontrollable gas?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What never fails to liven up the party?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What am I giving up for Lent?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "What do old people smell like? ",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "The class field trip was completely ruined by _.",
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"text": "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a plague of _.",
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"text": "I do not know with which weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Why do I hurt all over?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Why am I sticky?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "What's my anti-drug?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "For my next trick, I will pull _ out of _.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "_: Good to the last drop.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "_: kid-tested, mother-approved.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "What gets better with age?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "I never truly understood _ until I encountered _.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite delicacy is _ stuffed with _.",
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"text": "Lifetime® presents _, the story of _.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "Make a haiku.",
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"pick": 3
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"text": "In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _ had really been _ all along.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "_ is a slippery slope that leads to _.",
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"text": "In a world ravaged by _, our only solace is _.",
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"text": "That's right, I killed _. How, you ask? _.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "When I was tripping on acid, _ turned into _.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "_ + _ = _.",
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"pick": 3
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"text": "What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "Dear Abby,<br><br>I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _ to the people of Haiti.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.",
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"text": "Step 1: _. Step 2: _. Step 3: Profit.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "Here is the church<br>Here is the steeple<br>Open the doors<br>And there is _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "How did I lose my virginity?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "During his childhood, Salvador Dalí produced hundreds of paintings of _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an exhibit on _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Daddy, why is Mommy crying?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
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"text": "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.",
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"text": "What's the gift that keeps on giving?",
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"text": "This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _ and his wits.",
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"text": "Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _ against _.",
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"text": "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _!",
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"text": "In a pinch, _ can be a suitable substitute for _.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
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"text": "Science will never explain the origin of _.",
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"text": "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "An international tribunal has found _ guilty of _.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _.",
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"text": "The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _ is a basic human right.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "He who controls _ controls the world.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "_ would be woefully incomplete without _.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "My new favorite porn star is Joey \"_\" McGee.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found _.com/_.",
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"pick": 2
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"text": "The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _, acceptance.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _.",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "I went from _ to _, all thanks to _.",
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"pick": 3
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"text": "Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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"text": "This month's Cosmo: \"Spice up your sex life by bringing _ into the bedroom.\"",
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"pick": 1
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"text": "If God didn't want us to enjoy _, he wouldn't have given us _.",
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"pick": 2
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},
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{
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"text": "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on \"More _!\"",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "I spent my whole life working toward _, only to have it ruined by _.",
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"pick": 2
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},
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{
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"text": "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "Only two things in life are certain: death and _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "Everyone down on the ground! We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just here for _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "Before _, all we had was _.",
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"pick": 2
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},
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{
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"text": "Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _ could kill you.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "You haven't truly lived until you've experienced _ and _ at the same time.",
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"pick": 2
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},
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{
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"text": "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "My gym teacher got fired for adding _ to the obstacle course.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "Finally! A service that delivers _ right to your door.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _ and _.",
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"pick": 2
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},
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{
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"text": "During high school, I never really fit in until I found _ club.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of _.",
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"pick": 2
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},
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{
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"text": "A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _ in the workplace.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "What left this stain on my couch?",
|
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
|
||
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"text": "Turns out that _-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "After months of practice with _, I think I'm finally ready for _.",
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"pick": 2
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},
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{
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"text": "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _ for all eternity.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "When you get right down to it, _ is just _.",
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"pick": 2
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},
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{
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"text": "Having problems with _? Try _!",
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"pick": 2
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},
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{
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||
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"text": "And what did <i>you</i> bring for show and tell?",
|
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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||
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"text": "I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for _.",
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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"text": "With enough time and pressure, _ will turn into _.",
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"pick": 2
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},
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{
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"text": "_: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!",
|
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"pick": 2
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},
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{
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"text": "_. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.",
|
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"pick": 1
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},
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{
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||
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"text": "As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without _ in his dressing room.",
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||
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"pick": 1
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|
},
|
||
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{
|
||
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"text": "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _.",
|
||
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"pick": 1
|
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|
},
|
||
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{
|
||
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"text": "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un,<br>our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _.",
|
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"pick": 1
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},
|
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{
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"text": "_ may pass, but _ will last forever.",
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"pick": 2
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},
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{
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||
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"text": "She's up all night for good fun.<br>I'm up all night for _.",
|
||
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"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
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{
|
||
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"text": "Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _.",
|
||
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"pick": 1
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},
|
||
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{
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||
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"text": "The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _.",
|
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"pick": 1
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},
|
||
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{
|
||
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"text": "In return for my soul, the Devil promised me _, but all I got was _.",
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||
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"pick": 2
|
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},
|
||
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{
|
||
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"text": "You guys, I saw this crazy movie last night. It opens on _, and then there's some stuff about _, and then it ends with _.",
|
||
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"pick": 3
|
||
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},
|
||
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{
|
||
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"text": "_ will never be the same after _.",
|
||
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"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
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{
|
||
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"text": "Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precocious child coming to terms with _.",
|
||
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"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
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{
|
||
|
"text": "In the beginning, there was _.<br>And the Lord said, \"Let there be _.\"",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "What's fun until it gets weird?",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "We never did find _, but along the way we sure learned a lot about _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "You've seen the bearded lady!<br>You've seen the ring of fire!<br>Now, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon _!",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "How am I compensating for my tiny penis?",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow _ at the country club.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and <i>she</i> walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Oprah's book of the month is \"_ For _: A Story of Hope.\"",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Do <i>not</i> fuck with me! I am literally _ right now.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Adventure.<br>Romance.<br>_.<br><br>From Paramount Pictures, \"_.\"",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "I am become _, destroyer of _!",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "If you can't handle _, you'd better stay away from _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "This year's hottest album is \"_\" by _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Every step towards _ gets me a little closer to _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Forget everything you know about _, because now we've supercharged it with _!",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be _, and I'll be _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Do the Dew ® with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _!",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _: priceless.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principal's office for _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _ at their own pace.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Heed my voice, mortals! I am the god of _, and I will not tolerate _!",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Why am I broke?",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Help me doctor, I've got _ in my butt!",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _, and I love to have a good time.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Patient presents with _. Likely a result of _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "What's making things awkward in the sauna?",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Having the worst day EVER. #_",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become \"_ Friday.\"",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "What killed my boner?",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Yo' mama so fat she _!",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Well if _ is good enough for _, it's good enough for me.",
|
||
|
"pick": 2
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled \"_\". Can you explain?",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _? Zoloft.®",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "WHOOO! God damn I love _!",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Now in bookstores: \"The Audacity of _\", by Barack Obama.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "And today's soup is Cream of _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I work my ass off all day for this family, and this is what I come home to? _!?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I have a strict policy. First date, dinner. Second date, kiss. Third date, _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "When I was a kid, we used to play Cowboys and _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "This is America. If you don't work hard, you don't succeed. I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious _ Bloopers!"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "James is a lonely boy. But when he discovers a secret door in his attic, he meets a magical new friend: _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Don't worry kid. It gets better. I've been living with _ for 20 years."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Behind every powerful man is _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with _ every day."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Come to Dubai, where you can relax in our world famous spas, experience the nightlife, or simply enjoy _ by the poolside."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "\"This is madness.\" \"No, THIS IS _!\""
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Listen Gary, I like you. But if you want that corner office, you're going to have to show me _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I went to the desert and ate of the peyote cactus. Turns out my spirit animal is _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or _?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "The six things I could never do without: oxygen, Facebook, chocolate, Netflix, friends, and _ LOL!"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Why won't you make love to me anymore? Is it _?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Puberty is a time of change. You might notice hair growing in new places. You might develop an interest in _. This is normal."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I'm sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I'm Miss Tennessee, and if I could make the world better by changing one thing, I would get rid of _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Tonight we will have sex. And afterwards, If you'd like, a little bit of _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Everybody join hands and close your eyes. Do you sense that? That's the presence of _ in this room."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "To become a true Yanomamo warrior, you must prove that you can withstand _ without crying out."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Y'all ready to get this thing started? I'm Nick Cannon, and this is America's Got _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "If you had to describe the Card Czar, using only one of the cards in your hand, which one would it be?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 2,
|
||
|
"text": "_ be all like _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Art isn't just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Best you go back where you came from, now. We don't take too kindly to _ in these parts."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "CNN breaking news! Scientists discover _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Coming to Red Lobster® this month, _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to offer a salary, we can offer you _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, and live like you're _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Errbody in the club _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Feeling so grateful! #amazing #mylife #_."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Girls just wanna have _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Google Calendar alert: _ in 10 minutes."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I don't believe in God. I believe in _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I got rhythm, I've got music, I've got _. Who could ask for anything more?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I tell you, it was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I'll take the BBQ bacon burger with friend egg and fuck it how about _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn't cover injuries caused by _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I've had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "If at first you don't succeed, try _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "In the 1950s, psychologists prescribed _ as a cure for homosexually."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "LSD + _ = really bad time."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "\"Mom's to-do list:<br/>- Buy Groceries.<br/>- Clean up _.<br/>- Soccer Practice.\""
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Most Americans would not vote for a candidate who is openly _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I will NOT let _ ruin this wedding."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Oh no! Siri, how do I fix _?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "One more thing. Watch out for Big Mike. They say he killed a man with _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Ooo, daddy like _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Poor Brandon, still living in his parent's basement. I heard he never got over _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm _!"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "She's a lady in the streets, _ in the sheets."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "She's just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Son, take it from someone who's been around the block a few times. Nothin' puts her in the mood like _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Summer lovin', had me a blast. _, happened so fast."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "\"The top Google auto-complete results for \"Barack Obama\":</br>- Barack Obama Height.</br>- Barack Obama net worth.</br>- Barack Obama _.\""
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Then the princess kissed the frog, and all of a sudden the frog was _!"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "There is no God. It's just _ and then you die."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "This Friday at the Liquid Lunge, it's _ Night! Ladies drink free."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "We do not shake with our left hands in this country. That is the hand we use for _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Well if _ is a crime, then lock me up!"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Well, shit. My eyes ain't so good, but I'll eat my own boot if that ain't _!"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "What are all those whales singing about?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "What sucks balls?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "What totally destroyed my asshole?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "What turned me into a Republican?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "What will end racism once and for all?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "What's a total waste of Hillary Clinton's time?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "What's about to take dance floor to the next level?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "What's the gayest?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "What's the most problematic?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Why am I laughing and crying and taking off my clothes?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "With a one-time gift of just $10, you can save this child from _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "You know who else liked _? Hitler."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "You won't believe what's in my pussy. It's _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Siskel and Ebert have panned _ as \"poorly conceived\" and \"sloppily executed.\"",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Up next on Nickelodeon: \"Clarissa Explains _.\"",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Believe it or not, Jim Carrey can do a dead-on impression of _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "It's Morphin' Time! Mastadon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabertooth Tiger! _!",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm _.",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "How did Stella get her groove back?",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"text": "Tonight on SNICK: \"Are You Afraid of _?\"",
|
||
|
"pick": 1
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "And in the end, the dragon was not evil; he just wanted _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 2,
|
||
|
"text": "Critics are raving about HBO's new <i>Game of Thrones</i> spin-off, \"_ of _.\""
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Having tired of poetry and music, the immortal elves now fill their days with _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Who blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Your father was a powerful wizard, Harry. Before he died, he left you something very precious: _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "I'm Bobby Flay, and if you can't stand _, get out of the kitchen!"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "It's not delivery. It's _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Aw babe, your burps smell like _!"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, <i>Cooking with _</i>."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Excuse me, waiter. Could take this back? This soup tastes like _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Now on Netflix: <i>Jiro Dreams of _</i>."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 2,
|
||
|
"text": "In line with our predictions, we find a robust correlation between _ and _ (p>.05)."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "In what's being hailed as a major breakthrough, scientists have synthesized _ in the lab."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "A study published in Nature this week found that _ is good for you in small doses."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 2,
|
||
|
"text": "In an attempt to recreate conditions just after the Big Bang, physicists at the LHC are observing collisions between _ and _."
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "What really killed the dinosaurs?"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 1,
|
||
|
"text": "Hey there, Young Scientists! Put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we're learning about _!"
|
||
|
},
|
||
|
{
|
||
|
"pick": 2,
|
||
|
"text": "Today on MythBusters, we found out how long _ can withstand _."
|
||
|
}
|
||
|
],
|
||
|
"whiteCards": [
|
||
|
"Coat hanger abortions.",
|
||
|
"Man meat.",
|
||
|
"Autocannibalism.",
|
||
|
"Vigorous jazz hands.",
|
||
|
"Flightless birds.",
|
||
|
"Pictures of boobs.",
|
||
|
"Doing the right thing.",
|
||
|
"The violation of our most basic human rights.",
|
||
|
"Viagra®.",
|
||
|
"Self-loathing.",
|
||
|
"Spectacular abs.",
|
||
|
"A balanced breakfast.",
|
||
|
"Roofies.",
|
||
|
"Concealing a boner.",
|
||
|
"Amputees.",
|
||
|
"The Big Bang.",
|
||
|
"Former President George W. Bush.",
|
||
|
"The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.",
|
||
|
"Smegma.",
|
||
|
"Being marginalized.",
|
||
|
"Cuddling.",
|
||
|
"Laying an egg.",
|
||
|
"The Pope.",
|
||
|
"Aaron Burr.",
|
||
|
"Genital piercings.",
|
||
|
"Fingering.",
|
||
|
"A bleached asshole.",
|
||
|
"Horse meat.",
|
||
|
"Fear itself.",
|
||
|
"Science.",
|
||
|
"Elderly Japanese men.",
|
||
|
"Stranger danger.",
|
||
|
"The terrorists.",
|
||
|
"Praying the gay away.",
|
||
|
"Same-sex ice dancing.",
|
||
|
"Ethnic cleansing.",
|
||
|
"Cheating in the Special Olympics.",
|
||
|
"German dungeon porn.",
|
||
|
"Bingeing and purging.",
|
||
|
"Making a pouty face.",
|
||
|
"William Shatner.",
|
||
|
"Heteronormativity.",
|
||
|
"Nickelback.",
|
||
|
"Tom Cruise.",
|
||
|
"The profoundly handicapped.",
|
||
|
"The placenta.",
|
||
|
"Chainsaws for hands.",
|
||
|
"Arnold Schwarzenegger.",
|
||
|
"An icepick lobotomy.",
|
||
|
"Goblins.",
|
||
|
"Object permanence.",
|
||
|
"Dying.",
|
||
|
"Foreskin.",
|
||
|
"A falcon with a cap on its head.",
|
||
|
"Hormone injections.",
|
||
|
"Dying of dysentery.",
|
||
|
"Sexy pillow fights.",
|
||
|
"The invisible hand.",
|
||
|
"A really cool hat.",
|
||
|
"Sean Penn.",
|
||
|
"Heartwarming orphans.",
|
||
|
"The clitoris.",
|
||
|
"The Three-Fifths compromise.",
|
||
|
"A sad handjob.",
|
||
|
"Men.",
|
||
|
"Historically black colleges.",
|
||
|
"A micropenis.",
|
||
|
"Raptor attacks.",
|
||
|
"Agriculture.",
|
||
|
"Vikings.",
|
||
|
"Pretending to care.",
|
||
|
"The Underground Railroad.",
|
||
|
"My humps.",
|
||
|
"Being a dick to children.",
|
||
|
"Geese.",
|
||
|
"Bling.",
|
||
|
"Sniffing glue.",
|
||
|
"The South.",
|
||
|
"An Oedipus complex.",
|
||
|
"Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.",
|
||
|
"Sexting.",
|
||
|
"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.",
|
||
|
"Mutually-assured destruction.",
|
||
|
"Sunshine and rainbows.",
|
||
|
"Count Chocula.",
|
||
|
"Sharing needles.",
|
||
|
"Being rich.",
|
||
|
"Skeletor.",
|
||
|
"A sausage festival.",
|
||
|
"Michael Jackson.",
|
||
|
"Emotions.",
|
||
|
"Farting and walking away.",
|
||
|
"The Chinese gymnastics team.",
|
||
|
"Necrophilia.",
|
||
|
"Spontaneous human combustion.",
|
||
|
"Yeast.",
|
||
|
"Leaving an awkward voicemail.",
|
||
|
"Dick Cheney.",
|
||
|
"White people.",
|
||
|
"Penis envy.",
|
||
|
"Teaching a robot to love.",
|
||
|
"Sperm whales.",
|
||
|
"Scrubbing under the folds.",
|
||
|
"Panda sex.",
|
||
|
"Whipping it out.",
|
||
|
"Catapults.",
|
||
|
"Masturbation.",
|
||
|
"Natural selection.",
|
||
|
"Opposable thumbs.",
|
||
|
"A sassy black woman.",
|
||
|
"AIDS.",
|
||
|
"The KKK.",
|
||
|
"Figgy pudding.",
|
||
|
"Seppuku.",
|
||
|
"Gandhi.",
|
||
|
"Preteens.",
|
||
|
"Toni Morrison's vagina.",
|
||
|
"Five-Dollar Footlongs™.",
|
||
|
"Land mines.",
|
||
|
"A sea of troubles.",
|
||
|
"A zesty breakfast burrito.",
|
||
|
"Christopher Walken.",
|
||
|
"Friction.",
|
||
|
"Balls.",
|
||
|
"Dental dams.",
|
||
|
"A can of whoop-ass.",
|
||
|
"A tiny horse.",
|
||
|
"Waiting 'til marriage.",
|
||
|
"Authentic Mexican cuisine.",
|
||
|
"Genghis Khan.",
|
||
|
"Old-people smell.",
|
||
|
"Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.",
|
||
|
"Pixelated bukkake.",
|
||
|
"Friends with benefits.",
|
||
|
"The token minority.",
|
||
|
"The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.",
|
||
|
"A thermonuclear detonation.",
|
||
|
"Take-backsies.",
|
||
|
"The Rapture.",
|
||
|
"A cooler full of organs.",
|
||
|
"Sweet, sweet vengeance.",
|
||
|
"RoboCop.",
|
||
|
"Keanu Reeves.",
|
||
|
"Drinking alone.",
|
||
|
"Giving 110%.",
|
||
|
"Flesh-eating bacteria.",
|
||
|
"The American Dream.",
|
||
|
"Taking off your shirt.",
|
||
|
"Me time.",
|
||
|
"A murder most foul.",
|
||
|
"The inevitable heat death of the universe.",
|
||
|
"The folly of man.",
|
||
|
"That thing that electrocutes your abs.",
|
||
|
"Cards Against Humanity.",
|
||
|
"Fiery poops.",
|
||
|
"Poor people.",
|
||
|
"Edible underpants.",
|
||
|
"Britney Spears at 55.",
|
||
|
"All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.",
|
||
|
"Pooping back and forth. Forever.",
|
||
|
"Fancy Feast®.",
|
||
|
"Jewish fraternities.",
|
||
|
"Being a motherfucking sorcerer.",
|
||
|
"Pulling out.",
|
||
|
"Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.",
|
||
|
"The homosexual agenda.",
|
||
|
"The Holy Bible.",
|
||
|
"Passive-agression.",
|
||
|
"Ronald Reagan.",
|
||
|
"Vehicular manslaughter.",
|
||
|
"Nipple blades.",
|
||
|
"Assless chaps.",
|
||
|
"Full frontal nudity.",
|
||
|
"Hulk Hogan.",
|
||
|
"Daddy issues.",
|
||
|
"The hardworking Mexican.",
|
||
|
"Natalie Portman.",
|
||
|
"Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.",
|
||
|
"God.",
|
||
|
"Sean Connery.",
|
||
|
"Saxophone solos.",
|
||
|
"Gloryholes.",
|
||
|
"The World of Warcraft.",
|
||
|
"Homeless people.",
|
||
|
"Scalping.",
|
||
|
"Darth Vader.",
|
||
|
"Eating the last known bison.",
|
||
|
"Guys who don't call.",
|
||
|
"Hot Pockets®.",
|
||
|
"A time travel paradox.",
|
||
|
"The milk man.",
|
||
|
"Testicular torsion.",
|
||
|
"Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.",
|
||
|
"World peace.",
|
||
|
"A salty surprise.",
|
||
|
"Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.",
|
||
|
"Smallpox blankets.",
|
||
|
"Licking things to claim them as your own.",
|
||
|
"The heart of a child.",
|
||
|
"Robert Downey, Jr.",
|
||
|
"Lockjaw.",
|
||
|
"Eugenics.",
|
||
|
"A good sniff.",
|
||
|
"Friendly fire.",
|
||
|
"The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.",
|
||
|
"Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.",
|
||
|
"Hurricane Katrina.",
|
||
|
"Free samples.",
|
||
|
"Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.",
|
||
|
"A foul mouth.",
|
||
|
"The glass ceiling.",
|
||
|
"Republicans.",
|
||
|
"Explosions.",
|
||
|
"Michelle Obama's arms.",
|
||
|
"Getting really high.",
|
||
|
"Attitude.",
|
||
|
"Sarah Palin.",
|
||
|
"The Übermensch.",
|
||
|
"Altar boys.",
|
||
|
"My soul.",
|
||
|
"My sex life.",
|
||
|
"Pedophiles.",
|
||
|
"72 virgins.",
|
||
|
"Pabst Blue Ribbon.",
|
||
|
"Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.",
|
||
|
"A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.",
|
||
|
"The Blood of Christ.",
|
||
|
"Half-assed foreplay.",
|
||
|
"My collection of high-tech sex toys.",
|
||
|
"A middle-aged man on roller skates.",
|
||
|
"Bitches.",
|
||
|
"Bill Nye the Science Guy.",
|
||
|
"Italians.",
|
||
|
"A windmill full of corpses.",
|
||
|
"Adderall™.",
|
||
|
"Crippling debt.",
|
||
|
"A stray pube.",
|
||
|
"Prancing.",
|
||
|
"Passing a kidney stone.",
|
||
|
"A brain tumor.",
|
||
|
"Leprosy.",
|
||
|
"Puppies!",
|
||
|
"Bees?",
|
||
|
"Frolicking.",
|
||
|
"Repression.",
|
||
|
"Road head.",
|
||
|
"A bag of magic beans.",
|
||
|
"An asymmetric boob job.",
|
||
|
"Dead parents.",
|
||
|
"Public ridicule.",
|
||
|
"A mating display.",
|
||
|
"A mime having a stroke.",
|
||
|
"Stephen Hawking talking dirty.",
|
||
|
"African children.",
|
||
|
"Mouth herpes.",
|
||
|
"Overcompensation.",
|
||
|
"Riding off into the sunset.",
|
||
|
"Being on fire.",
|
||
|
"Tangled Slinkys.",
|
||
|
"Civilian casualties.",
|
||
|
"Auschwitz.",
|
||
|
"My genitals.",
|
||
|
"Not reciprocating oral sex.",
|
||
|
"Lactation.",
|
||
|
"Being fabulous.",
|
||
|
"Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.",
|
||
|
"My relationship status.",
|
||
|
"Asians who aren't good at math.",
|
||
|
"Alcoholism.",
|
||
|
"Incest.",
|
||
|
"Grave robbing.",
|
||
|
"Hope.",
|
||
|
"8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.",
|
||
|
"Kids with ass cancer.",
|
||
|
"Winking at old people.",
|
||
|
"The Jews.",
|
||
|
"Justin Bieber.",
|
||
|
"Doin' it in the butt.",
|
||
|
"A lifetime of sadness.",
|
||
|
"The Hamburglar.",
|
||
|
"Swooping.",
|
||
|
"Classist undertones.",
|
||
|
"New Age music.",
|
||
|
"Not giving a shit about the Third World.",
|
||
|
"The Kool-Aid Man.",
|
||
|
"A hot mess.",
|
||
|
"Tentacle porn.",
|
||
|
"Lumberjack fantasies.",
|
||
|
"The gays.",
|
||
|
"Scientology.",
|
||
|
"Estrogen.",
|
||
|
"GoGurt®.",
|
||
|
"Judge Judy.",
|
||
|
"Dick fingers.",
|
||
|
"Racism.",
|
||
|
"Surprise sex!",
|
||
|
"Police brutality.",
|
||
|
"Passable transvestites.",
|
||
|
"The Virginia Tech Massacre.",
|
||
|
"When you fart and a little bit comes out.",
|
||
|
"Oompa-Loompas.",
|
||
|
"A fetus.",
|
||
|
"Obesity.",
|
||
|
"Tasteful sideboob.",
|
||
|
"Hot people.",
|
||
|
"BATMAN!!!",
|
||
|
"Black people.",
|
||
|
"A gassy antelope.",
|
||
|
"Sexual tension.",
|
||
|
"Third base.",
|
||
|
"Racially-biased SAT questions.",
|
||
|
"Porn stars.",
|
||
|
"A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.",
|
||
|
"Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him).",
|
||
|
"Puberty.",
|
||
|
"A disappointing birthday party.",
|
||
|
"An erection that lasts longer than four hours.",
|
||
|
"White privilege.",
|
||
|
"Getting so angry that you pop a boner.",
|
||
|
"Wifely duties.",
|
||
|
"Two midgets shitting into a bucket.",
|
||
|
"Queefing.",
|
||
|
"Wiping her butt.",
|
||
|
"Golden showers.",
|
||
|
"Barack Obama.",
|
||
|
"Nazis.",
|
||
|
"A robust mongoloid.",
|
||
|
"An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.",
|
||
|
"Getting drunk on mouthwash.",
|
||
|
"Lunchables™.",
|
||
|
"Women in yogurt commercials.",
|
||
|
"John Wilkes Booth.",
|
||
|
"Powerful thighs.",
|
||
|
"Mr. Clean, right behind you.",
|
||
|
"Multiple stab wounds.",
|
||
|
"Cybernetic enhancements.",
|
||
|
"Serfdom.",
|
||
|
"Kanye West.",
|
||
|
"Women's suffrage.",
|
||
|
"Children on leashes.",
|
||
|
"Harry Potter erotica.",
|
||
|
"The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.",
|
||
|
"Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.",
|
||
|
"Parting the Red Sea.",
|
||
|
"The Amish.",
|
||
|
"Dead babies.",
|
||
|
"Child beauty pageants.",
|
||
|
"AXE Body Spray.",
|
||
|
"Centaurs.",
|
||
|
"Copping a feel.",
|
||
|
"Grandma.",
|
||
|
"Famine.",
|
||
|
"The Trail of Tears.",
|
||
|
"The miracle of childbirth.",
|
||
|
"Finger painting.",
|
||
|
"A monkey smoking a cigar.",
|
||
|
"The Make-A-Wish® Foundation.",
|
||
|
"Anal beads.",
|
||
|
"The Force.",
|
||
|
"Kamikaze pilots.",
|
||
|
"Dry heaving.",
|
||
|
"Active listening.",
|
||
|
"Ghosts.",
|
||
|
"The Hustle.",
|
||
|
"Peeing a little bit.",
|
||
|
"Another goddamn vampire movie.",
|
||
|
"Shapeshifters.",
|
||
|
"The Care Bear Stare.",
|
||
|
"Hot cheese.",
|
||
|
"A mopey zoo lion.",
|
||
|
"A defective condom.",
|
||
|
"Teenage pregnancy.",
|
||
|
"A Bop It™.",
|
||
|
"Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.",
|
||
|
"Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.",
|
||
|
"Boogers.",
|
||
|
"Unfathomable stupidity.",
|
||
|
"Breaking out into song and dance.",
|
||
|
"Soup that is too hot.",
|
||
|
"Morgan Freeman's voice.",
|
||
|
"Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.",
|
||
|
"MechaHitler.",
|
||
|
"Flying sex snakes.",
|
||
|
"The true meaning of Christmas.",
|
||
|
"My inner demons.",
|
||
|
"Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.",
|
||
|
"My vagina.",
|
||
|
"A homoerotic volleyball montage.",
|
||
|
"Actually taking candy from a baby.",
|
||
|
"Crystal meth.",
|
||
|
"Exactly what you'd expect.",
|
||
|
"Natural male enhancement.",
|
||
|
"Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.",
|
||
|
"Inappropriate yodeling.",
|
||
|
"Lady Gaga.",
|
||
|
"The Little Engine That Could.",
|
||
|
"Vigilante justice.",
|
||
|
"A death ray.",
|
||
|
"Poor life choices.",
|
||
|
"A gentle caress of the inner thigh.",
|
||
|
"Embryonic stem cells.",
|
||
|
"Nicolas Cage.",
|
||
|
"Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.",
|
||
|
"Switching to Geico®.",
|
||
|
"The chronic.",
|
||
|
"Erectile dysfunction.",
|
||
|
"Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.",
|
||
|
"A bucket of fish heads.",
|
||
|
"50,000 volts straight to the nipples.",
|
||
|
"Being fat and stupid.",
|
||
|
"Hospice care.",
|
||
|
"A pyramid of severed heads.",
|
||
|
"Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying.",
|
||
|
"A subscription to Men's Fitness.",
|
||
|
"Crucifixion.",
|
||
|
"A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.",
|
||
|
"Some god-damn peace and quiet.",
|
||
|
"Used panties.",
|
||
|
"A tribe of warrior women.",
|
||
|
"The penny whistle solo from \"My Heart Will Go On.\"",
|
||
|
"An oversized lollipop.",
|
||
|
"Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.",
|
||
|
"Not wearing pants.",
|
||
|
"Consensual sex.",
|
||
|
"Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.",
|
||
|
"Funky fresh rhymes.",
|
||
|
"The art of seduction.",
|
||
|
"The Devil himself.",
|
||
|
"Advice from a wise, old black man.",
|
||
|
"Destroying the evidence.",
|
||
|
"The light of a billion suns.",
|
||
|
"Wet dreams.",
|
||
|
"Synergistic management solutions.",
|
||
|
"Growing a pair.",
|
||
|
"Silence.",
|
||
|
"An M16 assault rifle.",
|
||
|
"Poopy diapers.",
|
||
|
"A live studio audience.",
|
||
|
"The Great Depression.",
|
||
|
"A spastic nerd.",
|
||
|
"Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body.",
|
||
|
"Tickling Sean Hannity, even after he tells you to stop.",
|
||
|
"Stalin.",
|
||
|
"Brown people.",
|
||
|
"Rehab.",
|
||
|
"Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit.",
|
||
|
"Battlefield amputations.",
|
||
|
"An uppercut.",
|
||
|
"Shiny objects.",
|
||
|
"An ugly face.",
|
||
|
"Menstrual rage.",
|
||
|
"A bitch slap.",
|
||
|
"One trillion dollars.",
|
||
|
"Chunks of dead prostitute.",
|
||
|
"The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir.",
|
||
|
"The female orgasm.",
|
||
|
"Extremely tight pants.",
|
||
|
"The Boy Scouts of America.",
|
||
|
"Stormtroopers.",
|
||
|
"Throwing a virgin into a volcano.",
|
||
|
"Getting in her pants, politely.",
|
||
|
"Gladiatorial combat.",
|
||
|
"Good grammar.",
|
||
|
"Hipsters.",
|
||
|
"Gandalf.",
|
||
|
"Genetically engineered super-soldiers.",
|
||
|
"George Clooney's musk.",
|
||
|
"Getting abducted by Peter Pan.",
|
||
|
"Eating an albino.",
|
||
|
"Enormous Scandinavian women.",
|
||
|
"Fabricating statistics.",
|
||
|
"Finding a skeleton.",
|
||
|
"Suicidal thoughts.",
|
||
|
"Dancing with a broom.",
|
||
|
"Deflowering the princess.",
|
||
|
"Dorito breath.",
|
||
|
"One thousand Slim Jims.",
|
||
|
"My machete.",
|
||
|
"Overpowering your father.",
|
||
|
"Ominous background music.",
|
||
|
"Media coverage.",
|
||
|
"Making the penises kiss.",
|
||
|
"Moral ambiguity.",
|
||
|
"Medieval Times® Dinner & Tournament.",
|
||
|
"Mad hacky-sack skills.",
|
||
|
"Just the tip.",
|
||
|
"Literally eating shit.",
|
||
|
"Leveling up.",
|
||
|
"Insatiable bloodlust.",
|
||
|
"Historical revisionism.",
|
||
|
"Jean-Claude Van Damme.",
|
||
|
"Jafar.",
|
||
|
"The boners of the elderly.",
|
||
|
"The economy.",
|
||
|
"Statistically validated stereotypes.",
|
||
|
"Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.",
|
||
|
"Slow motion.",
|
||
|
"Space muffins.",
|
||
|
"Sexual humiliation.",
|
||
|
"Sexy Siamese twins.",
|
||
|
"Santa Claus.",
|
||
|
"Scrotum tickling.",
|
||
|
"Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.",
|
||
|
"Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.",
|
||
|
"Quivering jowls.",
|
||
|
"Revenge fucking.",
|
||
|
"Pistol-whipping a hostage.",
|
||
|
"Quiche.",
|
||
|
"Zeus's sexual appetites.",
|
||
|
"Words, words, words.",
|
||
|
"Tripping balls.",
|
||
|
"Being a busy adult with many important things to do.",
|
||
|
"The four arms of Vishnu.",
|
||
|
"The shambling corpse of Larry King.",
|
||
|
"The hiccups.",
|
||
|
"The harsh light of day.",
|
||
|
"The Gulags.",
|
||
|
"The Fanta® girls.",
|
||
|
"A big black dick.",
|
||
|
"A beached whale.",
|
||
|
"A low standard of living.",
|
||
|
"A nuanced critique.",
|
||
|
"A bloody pacifier.",
|
||
|
"A crappy little hand.",
|
||
|
"Shaft.",
|
||
|
"Being a dinosaur.",
|
||
|
"Beating your wives.",
|
||
|
"Neil Patrick Harris.",
|
||
|
"Coughing into a vagina.",
|
||
|
"Carnies.",
|
||
|
"Nubile slave boys.",
|
||
|
"Bosnian chicken farmers.",
|
||
|
"A web of lies.",
|
||
|
"A rival dojo.",
|
||
|
"A passionate Latino lover.",
|
||
|
"Panty raids.",
|
||
|
"Appreciative snapping.",
|
||
|
"Apologizing.",
|
||
|
"Clams.",
|
||
|
"A woman scorned.",
|
||
|
"Being awesome at sex.",
|
||
|
"Spring break!",
|
||
|
"Another shot of morphine.",
|
||
|
"Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of \"Friends.\"",
|
||
|
"A soulful rendition of \"Ol' Man River.\"",
|
||
|
"Making a friend.",
|
||
|
"A sweaty, panting leather daddy.",
|
||
|
"Intimacy problems.",
|
||
|
"The new Radiohead album.",
|
||
|
"Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game®.",
|
||
|
"A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.",
|
||
|
"An army of skeletons.",
|
||
|
"A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles.",
|
||
|
"Beefin' over turf.",
|
||
|
"The Google.",
|
||
|
"Bullshit.",
|
||
|
"A sweet spaceship.",
|
||
|
"A 55-gallon drum of lube.",
|
||
|
"Special musical guest, Cher.",
|
||
|
"The human body.",
|
||
|
"Mild autism.",
|
||
|
"Nunchuck moves.",
|
||
|
"Whipping a disobedient slave.",
|
||
|
"An ether-soaked rag.",
|
||
|
"Oncoming traffic.",
|
||
|
"A dollop of sour cream.",
|
||
|
"A slightly shittier parallel universe.",
|
||
|
"My first kill.",
|
||
|
"Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.",
|
||
|
"The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney.",
|
||
|
"Tiny nipples.",
|
||
|
"Power.",
|
||
|
"Death by Steven Seagal.",
|
||
|
"A Burmese tiger pit.",
|
||
|
"Basic human decency.",
|
||
|
"Grandpa's ashes.",
|
||
|
"One Ring to rule them all.",
|
||
|
"The day the birds attacked.",
|
||
|
"Fetal alcohol syndrome.",
|
||
|
"Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content.",
|
||
|
"A bigger, blacker dick.",
|
||
|
"The mere concept of Applebee's®.",
|
||
|
"A sad fat dragon with no friends.",
|
||
|
"A piñata full of scorpions.",
|
||
|
"Existing.",
|
||
|
"Hillary Clinton's death stare.",
|
||
|
"Catastrophic urethral trauma.",
|
||
|
"Double penetration.",
|
||
|
"Daddy's belt.",
|
||
|
"Swiftly achieving orgasm.",
|
||
|
"Mooing.",
|
||
|
"Rising from the grave.",
|
||
|
"Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.",
|
||
|
"Some really fucked-up shit.",
|
||
|
"Weapons-grade plutonium.",
|
||
|
"All of this blood.",
|
||
|
"Scrotal frostbite.",
|
||
|
"Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.",
|
||
|
"The mixing of the races.",
|
||
|
"Pumping out a baby every nine months.",
|
||
|
"Tongue.",
|
||
|
"Loki, the trickster god.",
|
||
|
"Whining like a little bitch.",
|
||
|
"Wearing an octopus for a hat.",
|
||
|
"An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea.",
|
||
|
"Finding Waldo.",
|
||
|
"Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots.",
|
||
|
"A magic hippie love cloud.",
|
||
|
"Fuck Mountain.",
|
||
|
"Living in a trashcan.",
|
||
|
"The corporations.",
|
||
|
"Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group.",
|
||
|
"Jeff Goldblum.",
|
||
|
"Survivor's guilt.",
|
||
|
"Me.",
|
||
|
"All my friends dying.",
|
||
|
"Shutting the fuck up.",
|
||
|
"An ass disaster.",
|
||
|
"Some kind of bird-man.",
|
||
|
"The entire Internet.",
|
||
|
"Going around punching people.",
|
||
|
"A boo-boo.",
|
||
|
"Indescribable loneliness.",
|
||
|
"Having sex on top of a pizza.",
|
||
|
"Chugging a lava lamp.",
|
||
|
"Warm, velvety muppet sex.",
|
||
|
"Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere.",
|
||
|
"Nothing.",
|
||
|
"Samuel L. Jackson.",
|
||
|
"Self-flagellation.",
|
||
|
"The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life.",
|
||
|
"The Quesadilla Explosion Salad™ from Chili's®.",
|
||
|
"Reverse cowgirl.",
|
||
|
"Vietnam flashbacks.",
|
||
|
"Actually getting shot, for real.",
|
||
|
"Not having sex.",
|
||
|
"Cock.",
|
||
|
"Dying alone and in pain.",
|
||
|
"A cop who is also a dog.",
|
||
|
"The way white people is.",
|
||
|
"Gay aliens.",
|
||
|
"The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now.",
|
||
|
"A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.",
|
||
|
"A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.",
|
||
|
"Slapping a racist old lady.",
|
||
|
"A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie.",
|
||
|
"Jumping out at people.",
|
||
|
"Three months in the hole.",
|
||
|
"Blood farts.",
|
||
|
"The Land of Chocolate.",
|
||
|
"A botched circumcision.",
|
||
|
"My manservant, Claude.",
|
||
|
"Vomiting mid-blowjob.",
|
||
|
"Letting everyone down.",
|
||
|
"Having shotguns for legs.",
|
||
|
"Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.",
|
||
|
"Mufasa's death scene.",
|
||
|
"The Harlem Globetrotters.",
|
||
|
"Demonic possession.",
|
||
|
"Fisting.",
|
||
|
"The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn.",
|
||
|
"Girls that always be textin'.",
|
||
|
"Blowing some dudes in an alley.",
|
||
|
"A spontaneous conga line.",
|
||
|
"A vagina that leads to another dimension.",
|
||
|
"Disco fever.",
|
||
|
"Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.",
|
||
|
"Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs® to get fifty continuous hours of energy.",
|
||
|
"Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time.",
|
||
|
"Some douche with an acoustic guitar.",
|
||
|
"Spending lots of money.",
|
||
|
"Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.",
|
||
|
"An unstoppable wave of fire ants.",
|
||
|
"A greased-up Matthew McConaughey.",
|
||
|
"Flying robots that kill people.",
|
||
|
"Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.",
|
||
|
"Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath.",
|
||
|
"The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.",
|
||
|
"Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.",
|
||
|
"An all-midget production of Shakespeare's <i>Richard III</i>.",
|
||
|
"Screaming like a maniac.",
|
||
|
"Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.",
|
||
|
"A pile of squirming bodies.",
|
||
|
"Buying the right pants to be cool.",
|
||
|
"Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.",
|
||
|
"That ass.",
|
||
|
"A surprising amount of hair.",
|
||
|
"Eating Tom Selleck's mustache to gain his powers.",
|
||
|
"Velcro™.",
|
||
|
"A PowerPoint presentation.",
|
||
|
"Crazy opium eyes.",
|
||
|
"10 Incredible Facts About the Anus.",
|
||
|
"An interracial handshake.",
|
||
|
"Moderate-to-severe joint pain.",
|
||
|
"Finally finishing off the Indians.",
|
||
|
"Sugar madness.",
|
||
|
"Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers.",
|
||
|
"The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction.",
|
||
|
"The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East.",
|
||
|
"Fucking a corpse back to life.",
|
||
|
"Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.",
|
||
|
"Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality.",
|
||
|
"Whatever a McRib® is made of.",
|
||
|
"No clothes on, penis in vagina.",
|
||
|
"All the single ladies.",
|
||
|
"Whispering all sexy.",
|
||
|
"How awesome I am.",
|
||
|
"Ass to mouth.",
|
||
|
"Smoking crack, for instance.",
|
||
|
"Falling into the toilet.",
|
||
|
"A dance move that's just sex.",
|
||
|
"The size of my penis.",
|
||
|
"Some sort of Asian.",
|
||
|
"A hopeless amount of spiders.",
|
||
|
"Party Mexicans.",
|
||
|
"Drinking responsibly.",
|
||
|
"The safe word.",
|
||
|
"Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.",
|
||
|
"Bouncing up and down.",
|
||
|
"Jizz.",
|
||
|
"Ambiguous sarcasm.",
|
||
|
"A shiny rock that proves I love you.",
|
||
|
"Dem titties.",
|
||
|
"My worthless son.",
|
||
|
"Exploding pigeons.",
|
||
|
"A Ugandan warlord.",
|
||
|
"My sex dungeon.",
|
||
|
"A kiss on the lips.",
|
||
|
"Child Protective Services.",
|
||
|
"A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world.",
|
||
|
"Doo-doo.",
|
||
|
"The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China.",
|
||
|
"Sports.",
|
||
|
"A fart.",
|
||
|
"Unquestioning obedience.",
|
||
|
"Three consecutive seconds of happiness.",
|
||
|
"Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis.",
|
||
|
"Snorting coke off a clown's boner.",
|
||
|
"Africa.",
|
||
|
"Depression.",
|
||
|
"A horse with no legs.",
|
||
|
"The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter.",
|
||
|
"Khakis.",
|
||
|
"Interspecies marriage.",
|
||
|
"A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.",
|
||
|
"Almost giving money to a homeless person.",
|
||
|
"Stuff a child's face with Fun Dip® until he starts having fun.",
|
||
|
"What Jesus would do.",
|
||
|
"A for-real lizard that spits blood from its eyes.",
|
||
|
"Blackula.",
|
||
|
"The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real.",
|
||
|
"My dad's dumb fucking face.",
|
||
|
"Prince Ali,<br>fabulous he,<br>Ali Ababwa.",
|
||
|
"A manhole.",
|
||
|
"A sex goblin with a carnival penis.",
|
||
|
"A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.",
|
||
|
"A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness.",
|
||
|
"Sharks with legs.",
|
||
|
"Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other.",
|
||
|
"Lots and lots of abortions.",
|
||
|
"Seeing things from Hitler's perspective",
|
||
|
"Too much cocaine.",
|
||
|
"Doing the right stuff to her nipples.",
|
||
|
"Giant sperm from outer space.",
|
||
|
"Oil!",
|
||
|
"Ennui.",
|
||
|
"A powered exoskeleton.",
|
||
|
"A disappointing salad.",
|
||
|
"Mom's new boyfriend.",
|
||
|
"Unrelenting genital punishment.",
|
||
|
"Denzel.",
|
||
|
"The swim team, all at once.",
|
||
|
"The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion.",
|
||
|
"Being nine years old.",
|
||
|
"The unbelievable world of mushrooms.",
|
||
|
"The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle.",
|
||
|
"Vegetarian options.",
|
||
|
"My first period.",
|
||
|
"Having been dead for a while.",
|
||
|
"Backwards knees.",
|
||
|
"Being paralyzed from the neck down.",
|
||
|
"Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes.",
|
||
|
"A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home.",
|
||
|
"A crazy little thing called love.",
|
||
|
"Ancient Athenian boy-fucking",
|
||
|
"Out-of-this-world bazongas.",
|
||
|
"The ghost of Marlon Brando.",
|
||
|
"The basic suffering that pervades all of existence.",
|
||
|
"Being worshipped as the one true God.",
|
||
|
"Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin.",
|
||
|
"All these decorative pillows.",
|
||
|
"A mouthful of potato salad.",
|
||
|
"Russian super-tuberculosis.",
|
||
|
"A reason not to commit suicide.",
|
||
|
"Going to a high school reunion on ketamine.",
|
||
|
"The passage of time.",
|
||
|
"Child support payments.",
|
||
|
"Changing a person's mind with logic and facts.",
|
||
|
"My boyfriend's stupid penis.",
|
||
|
"The tiger that killed my father.",
|
||
|
"Genghis Khan's DNA.",
|
||
|
"Boring vaginal sex.",
|
||
|
"40 acres and a mule.",
|
||
|
"A whole new kind of porn.",
|
||
|
"Slowly easing down onto a cucumber.",
|
||
|
"Wearing glasses and sounding smart.",
|
||
|
"AIDS monkeys.",
|
||
|
"A team of lawyers.",
|
||
|
"Getting drive-by shot.",
|
||
|
"Not believing in giraffes.",
|
||
|
"Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe.",
|
||
|
"A giant powdery manbaby.",
|
||
|
"Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears.",
|
||
|
"P.F. Chang himself.",
|
||
|
"An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation.",
|
||
|
"A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana.",
|
||
|
"Daddy's credit card.",
|
||
|
"September 11th, 2001.",
|
||
|
"An unforgettable quinceañera.",
|
||
|
"Deez nuts.",
|
||
|
"Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion.",
|
||
|
"Some shit-hot guitar licks.",
|
||
|
"Butt stuff.",
|
||
|
"Blackface.",
|
||
|
"Blowjobs for everyone.",
|
||
|
"Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri.",
|
||
|
"Western standards of beauty.",
|
||
|
"Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry.",
|
||
|
"My dead son's baseball glove.",
|
||
|
"Getting caught by the police and going to jail.",
|
||
|
"A face full of horse cum.",
|
||
|
"Free ice cream, yo.",
|
||
|
"The white half of Barack Obama.",
|
||
|
"The black half of Barack Obama.",
|
||
|
"An inability to form meaningful relationships.",
|
||
|
"A bass drop so huge it tears the starry vault asunder to reveal the face of God.",
|
||
|
"Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness.",
|
||
|
"Shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad girl.",
|
||
|
"A buttload of candy.",
|
||
|
"Sucking all the milk out of a yak.",
|
||
|
"Bullets.",
|
||
|
"A man who is so cool that he rides on a motorcycle.",
|
||
|
"Sudden penis loss.",
|
||
|
"Getting all offended.",
|
||
|
"Crying and shitting and eating spaghetti.",
|
||
|
"One unforgettable night of passion.",
|
||
|
"Being popular and good at sports.",
|
||
|
"Filling a man's anus with concrete.",
|
||
|
"Two whales fucking the shit out of eachother.",
|
||
|
"Cool, relateable cancer teens.",
|
||
|
"The amount of gay I am.",
|
||
|
"A possible Muslim.",
|
||
|
"Unsheathing my massive horse cock.",
|
||
|
"A bowl of gourds.",
|
||
|
"The male gaze.",
|
||
|
"The power of the Dark Side.",
|
||
|
"Ripping a dog in half.",
|
||
|
"A constant need for validation.",
|
||
|
"Meaningless sex.",
|
||
|
"Such a big boy.",
|
||
|
"Throwing stones at a man until he dies.",
|
||
|
"Cancer.",
|
||
|
"Like a million alligators.",
|
||
|
"Eating together like a god damn family for once.",
|
||
|
"Cute boys.",
|
||
|
"Pussy.",
|
||
|
"Being a terrible mother.",
|
||
|
"Never having sex again.",
|
||
|
"A pizza guy who fucked up.",
|
||
|
"A whole lotta woman.",
|
||
|
"The all-new Nissan Pathfinder with 0.9% APR financing!",
|
||
|
"A peyote-fueled vision quest.",
|
||
|
"Kale.",
|
||
|
"Breastfeeding a ten year old.",
|
||
|
"Crippling social anxiety.",
|
||
|
"Immortality cream.",
|
||
|
"Texas.",
|
||
|
"Teaching a girl how to handjob the penis.",
|
||
|
"A turd.",
|
||
|
"Shapes and colors.",
|
||
|
"Whatever you wish, mother.",
|
||
|
"The haunting stare of an Iraqi child.",
|
||
|
"Robots who just want to party.",
|
||
|
"A self-microwaving burrito.",
|
||
|
"Forgetting grandma's first name.",
|
||
|
"Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers®!",
|
||
|
"Treasures beyond your wildest dreams.",
|
||
|
"Getting shot out of a cannon.",
|
||
|
"The sweet song of sword against and the braying of mighty war beasts.",
|
||
|
"Walking into a glass door.",
|
||
|
"The color \"puce\".",
|
||
|
"Every ounce of charisma left in Mick Jagger's tired body.",
|
||
|
"The eighth graders.",
|
||
|
"Setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio.",
|
||
|
"The dentist.",
|
||
|
"Gwyneth Paltrow's opinions.",
|
||
|
"Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels.",
|
||
|
"Rabies.",
|
||
|
"Important news about Taylor Swift.",
|
||
|
"Ejaculating inside another man's wife.",
|
||
|
"Owls, the perfect predator.",
|
||
|
"Being John Malkovich.",
|
||
|
"Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak.",
|
||
|
"An oppressed people with a vibrant culture.",
|
||
|
"An overwhelming variety of cheeses.",
|
||
|
"Reading the entire End-User License Agreement.",
|
||
|
"Morpheus.",
|
||
|
"Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby.",
|
||
|
"Generally having no idea of what's going on.",
|
||
|
"No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny.",
|
||
|
"10 football players with erections barreling towards you at full speed.",
|
||
|
"10,000 shrieking teenage girls.",
|
||
|
"A big ol' plate of fettuccine alfredo.",
|
||
|
"A big, beautiful mouth packed to the brim with sparkling teeth.",
|
||
|
"A black friend.",
|
||
|
"A burrito that's just sour cream.",
|
||
|
"A cheerfulness that belies a deep-seated self-loathing.",
|
||
|
"A cold and indifferent universe.",
|
||
|
"A creature made of penises that must constantly arouse itself to survive.",
|
||
|
"A creepy child singing a nursery rhyme.",
|
||
|
"A dolphin that learns to talk and becomes the Dead of Harvard Law School.",
|
||
|
"A duffel bag full of lizards.",
|
||
|
"A finger up the butt.",
|
||
|
"A genetic predisposition for alcoholism.",
|
||
|
"A gun that shoots cobras.",
|
||
|
"A hug.",
|
||
|
"A long business meeting with no obvious purpose.",
|
||
|
"A man in a suit with perfect hair who tells you beautiful lies.",
|
||
|
"A man with the head of a goat and the body of a goat.",
|
||
|
"A massive collection of child pornography.",
|
||
|
"A medium horchata.",
|
||
|
"A negative body image that is totally justified.",
|
||
|
"A slowly encroaching circle of wolves.",
|
||
|
"A strong horse and enough rations for thirty days.",
|
||
|
"A terrified fat child who won't come out of the bushes.",
|
||
|
"A tiny fireman who puts out tiny fires.",
|
||
|
"A weird guy who says weird stuff and weirds me out.",
|
||
|
"A woman's right to choose.",
|
||
|
"A woman's perspective.",
|
||
|
"Aborting the shit out of a fetus.",
|
||
|
"Albert Einstein but if he had a huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock.",
|
||
|
"All these people I've killed.",
|
||
|
"An arrangement wherein I give a person money they have sex with me.",
|
||
|
"An empowered woman.",
|
||
|
"An incurable homosexual.",
|
||
|
"An old dog full of tumors.",
|
||
|
"An older man.",
|
||
|
"An X-Man whose power is that he has sex with dogs and children.",
|
||
|
"Anal.",
|
||
|
"Antidepressants.",
|
||
|
"Art.",
|
||
|
"Assassinating the president.",
|
||
|
"Awesome pictures of planets and stuff.",
|
||
|
"Bad emotions I don't want.",
|
||
|
"Becoming the President of the United States.",
|
||
|
"Being sexually attracted to children.",
|
||
|
"Being turned into sausages.",
|
||
|
"Beyoncé.",
|
||
|
"Big, smart money boys tap-tapping on their keyboards.",
|
||
|
"Blossoming into a beautiful young woman.",
|
||
|
"Breastfeeding in public like a radiant earth goddess.",
|
||
|
"Brunch.",
|
||
|
"Catching a live salmon in your mouth.",
|
||
|
"Child labor.",
|
||
|
"China.",
|
||
|
"Chipotle.",
|
||
|
"Chris Hemsworth.",
|
||
|
"Comprehensive immigration reform.",
|
||
|
"Condoleezza Rice.",
|
||
|
"Consensual, nonreproductive incest.",
|
||
|
"Content.",
|
||
|
"Crazy anal orgasms.",
|
||
|
"Creamy slices of real, California avocado.",
|
||
|
"Critical thinking.",
|
||
|
"Crushing the patriarchy.",
|
||
|
"Daddy going away forever.",
|
||
|
"Defeating a gorilla in single combat.",
|
||
|
"Denying the Holocaust.",
|
||
|
"Dis bitch.",
|
||
|
"Discovering that what I really want in life is to kill people and have sex with their corpses.",
|
||
|
"Doing a somersault and barfing.",
|
||
|
"Dominating a man by peeing on his eldest son.",
|
||
|
"Doritos and a Fruit Roll-Up.",
|
||
|
"Dropping dead in a Sbarro's bathroom and not being found for 72 hours.",
|
||
|
"Dumpster juice.",
|
||
|
"Eating ass.",
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"Eating people.",
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"Eating too many Cinnabons and then vomiting and then eating the vomit.",
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"Ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel.",
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"Esmeralda, my most beautiful daughter.",
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"Eternal screaming madness.",
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"Every man's ultimate fantasy: a perfectly cylindrical vagina.",
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"Everything.",
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"Exploring each other's buttholes.",
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"Facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries.",
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"Falling into a pit of waffles.",
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"Farting a huge shit out of my pussy.",
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"Farting all over my face with your tight little asshole.",
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"Feeling the emotion of anger.",
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"Feminism.",
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"Film roles for actresses over 40.",
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"Finding a nice elevator to poop in.",
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"Forty-five minutes of finger blasting.",
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"Founding a major world religion.",
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"Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster®.",
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"Fucking my therapist.",
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"Gary.",
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"Gay thoughts.",
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"Gayle from HR.",
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"Gazpacho.",
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"Getting aborted.",
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||
|
"Getting blasted in the face by a t-shirt cannon.",
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"Getting eaten out by a dog.",
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||
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"Getting high with mom.",
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|
"Getting killed and dragged up a tree by a leopard.",
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"Getting laid like all the time.",
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"Getting naked too soon.",
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"Getting pegged.",
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||
|
"Getting the Dorito crumbs out of my purse.",
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||
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"Getting this party started!",
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|
"Getting trapped in a conversation about Ayn Rand.",
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"Going around pulling people's tampons out.",
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"Going to bed at a reasonable hour.",
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"Gregor, my largest son.",
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|
"Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand.",
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"Guns.",
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||
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"Happy daddies with happy sandals.",
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"Hating Jews.",
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"Having a vagina.",
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"Having an awesome time drinking and driving.",
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"Having sex with a beautiful person.",
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|
"Having sex with a man and then eating his head.",
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"Having sex with your mom.",
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"Holding the proper political beliefs of my time to attract a mate.",
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"Homework.",
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"Hot lettuce.",
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"How good lead paint taste.",
|
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"How great my ass looks in these jeans.",
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|
"How sad it will be when Morgan Freeman dies.",
|
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"How strange it is to be anything at all.",
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"Huge big balls full of jizz.",
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|
"Informing you that I am a registered sex offender.",
|
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"ISIS.",
|
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|
"It being too late to stop having sex with a horse.",
|
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|
"Jason, the teen mayor.",
|
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|
"Jazz.",
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|
"Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide.",
|
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|
"Late-stage dementia.",
|
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|
"Libertarians.",
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||
|
"Loud, scary thunder.",
|
||
|
"Making out and stuff.",
|
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"Math.",
|
||
|
"Meatloaf, the food.",
|
||
|
"Meatloaf, the man.",
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||
|
"Menopause.",
|
||
|
"Mental illness.",
|
||
|
"Microaggressions.",
|
||
|
"Misogyny.",
|
||
|
"Mixing M&Ms and Skittles like some kind of psychopath.",
|
||
|
"Mommy and daddy fighting all the time.",
|
||
|
"Moon people.",
|
||
|
"Muchin' puss.",
|
||
|
"My brother's hot friends.",
|
||
|
"My dog dying.",
|
||
|
"My huge penis and substantial fortune.",
|
||
|
"Objectifying women.",
|
||
|
"One of them big-city Jew lawyers.",
|
||
|
"One of those \"blow jobs\" I've been hearing so much about.",
|
||
|
"Onions.",
|
||
|
"Opening your mouth to talk and a big penis fops out.",
|
||
|
"Our baby.",
|
||
|
"Out-of-control teenage blowjob parties.",
|
||
|
"Overthrowing the democratically-elected government of Chile.",
|
||
|
"Participating.",
|
||
|
"Period poops.",
|
||
|
"Picking up a glass of water and taking a sip and being the president.",
|
||
|
"Playing my asshole like a trumpet.",
|
||
|
"Plowing that ass like a New England corn farmer.",
|
||
|
"Political correctness.",
|
||
|
"Pooping in a leotard and hoping no one notices.",
|
||
|
"Pooping in the potty.",
|
||
|
"Prematurely ejaculating like a total loser.",
|
||
|
"Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god.",
|
||
|
"Putting more black people in jail.",
|
||
|
"Quacking like a duck in lieu of a cogent argument.",
|
||
|
"Quinoa.",
|
||
|
"Raising three kids on minimum wage.",
|
||
|
"Reaching an age where barbecue chips are better than sex.",
|
||
|
"Regurgitating a half-digested sparrow.",
|
||
|
"Restoring Germany to its former glory.",
|
||
|
"Rock-hard tits and a huge vagina.",
|
||
|
"Rolling so hard.",
|
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|
"Rubbing my bush all over your bald head.",
|
||
|
"Salsa Night at Dave's Cantina.",
|
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|
"Scissoring, if that's a thing.",
|
||
|
"Seizing control of the means of production.",
|
||
|
"Self-identifying as a DJ.",
|
||
|
"Showing all the boys my pussy.",
|
||
|
"Slamming a dunk.",
|
||
|
"Smashing my balls at the moment of climax.",
|
||
|
"Some of that good dick.",
|
||
|
"Some real spicy shrimps.",
|
||
|
"Starting a shitty podcast.",
|
||
|
"Straight blazin' 24/7.",
|
||
|
"Sucking each other's penises for hours on end.",
|
||
|
"Sudden and unwanted slam poetry.",
|
||
|
"Swearing praise upon the Sultan's hideous daughters.",
|
||
|
"Systems and policies designed to preserve centuries-old power structures.",
|
||
|
"Tables.",
|
||
|
"Taking the form of a falcon.",
|
||
|
"Tender chunks of all-white-meat chicken.",
|
||
|
"That bitch, Stacy.",
|
||
|
"The amount of baby carrots I can fit up my ass.",
|
||
|
"The best, deepest quotes from The Dark Knight.",
|
||
|
"The body of a 46-year-old man.",
|
||
|
"The bond between a woman and her horse.",
|
||
|
"The chicken from Popeyes®.",
|
||
|
"The clown that followed me home from the grocery store.",
|
||
|
"The fear and hatred in men's hearts.",
|
||
|
"The feeling of going to McDonald's as a 6-year-old.",
|
||
|
"The flaming wreckage of the International Space Station.",
|
||
|
"The full blown marginalization of ugly people.",
|
||
|
"The full force of the American military.",
|
||
|
"The government.",
|
||
|
"The graceful path of an autumn leaf as it falls to its earthen cradle.",
|
||
|
"The hottest MILF in Dallas.",
|
||
|
"The LGBT community.",
|
||
|
"The lived experience of African Americans.",
|
||
|
"The mysterious fog rolling into town.",
|
||
|
"The ol' penis-in-the-popcorn surprise.",
|
||
|
"The Rwandan Genocide.",
|
||
|
"The secret to truly resilient hair.",
|
||
|
"The sweet, forbidden meat of the monkey.",
|
||
|
"The wind.",
|
||
|
"Thinking about what eating even is.",
|
||
|
"Three hours of nonstop penetration.",
|
||
|
"Tiny, rancid girl farts.",
|
||
|
"Trees.",
|
||
|
"Trevor, the world's greatest boyfriend.",
|
||
|
"Turning 32.",
|
||
|
"Twenty bucks.",
|
||
|
"Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis.",
|
||
|
"Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle.",
|
||
|
"Two beautiful pig sisters.",
|
||
|
"Two shitty kids and a garbage husband.",
|
||
|
"Waking up inside of a tornado.",
|
||
|
"Watching a hot person eat.",
|
||
|
"Watching you die.",
|
||
|
"Water.",
|
||
|
"When the big truck goes \"Toot! Toot!\"",
|
||
|
"Who really did 9/11.",
|
||
|
"Whomsoever let the dogs out.",
|
||
|
"Whooping your ass at Mario Kart.",
|
||
|
"Working so hard to have muscles and then having them.",
|
||
|
"You.",
|
||
|
"Several Michael Keatons.",
|
||
|
"A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour.",
|
||
|
"Sucking the President's dick.",
|
||
|
"Sunny D! Alright!",
|
||
|
"A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido.",
|
||
|
"Log™.",
|
||
|
"Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip.",
|
||
|
"The Y2K bug.",
|
||
|
"Deregulating the mortgage market.",
|
||
|
"Stabbing the shit out of a Capri Sun.",
|
||
|
"Wearing Nicolas Cage's face.",
|
||
|
"Freeing Willy.",
|
||
|
"Kurt Cobain's death.",
|
||
|
"The Great Cornholio.",
|
||
|
"Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it.",
|
||
|
"Yelling \"girl power!\" and doing a high kick.",
|
||
|
"Pure Moods, Vol. 1.",
|
||
|
"Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.",
|
||
|
"Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion.",
|
||
|
"Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE™.",
|
||
|
"Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game.",
|
||
|
"Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair.",
|
||
|
"Patti Mayonnaise.",
|
||
|
"The biggest, blackest dick.",
|
||
|
"A box within a box.",
|
||
|
"A boxing match with a giant box.",
|
||
|
"A box.",
|
||
|
"Pandora's vagina.",
|
||
|
"Former President George W. Box.",
|
||
|
"Being a motherfucking box.",
|
||
|
"A falcon with a box on its head.",
|
||
|
"Two midgets shitting into a box.",
|
||
|
"A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.",
|
||
|
"The J15 Patriot Assault Box.",
|
||
|
"An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people.",
|
||
|
"A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box.",
|
||
|
"Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate.",
|
||
|
"A man-shaped box.",
|
||
|
"A box-shaped man.",
|
||
|
"Boxing up my feelings.",
|
||
|
"A world without boxes.",
|
||
|
"The Boxcar Children.",
|
||
|
"An outbreak of smallbox.",
|
||
|
"A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.",
|
||
|
"A CGI dragon.",
|
||
|
"A dwarf who won't leave you alone until you compare penis sizes.",
|
||
|
"A gay sorcerer who turns everyone gay.",
|
||
|
"A ghoul.",
|
||
|
"A Hitachi Magic Wand.",
|
||
|
"A magical kingdom with dragons and elves and no black people.",
|
||
|
"A mysterious, floating orb.",
|
||
|
"A weed elemental who gets everyone high.",
|
||
|
"Accidentally conjuring a legless horse that can't stop ejaculating.",
|
||
|
"Bathing naked in a moonlit grove.",
|
||
|
"Dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick ass.",
|
||
|
"Eternal darkness.",
|
||
|
"Freaky, pan-dimensional sex with a demigod.",
|
||
|
"Gender equality.",
|
||
|
"Going on an epic adventure and learning a valuable lesson about friendship.",
|
||
|
"Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene.",
|
||
|
"Hodor.",
|
||
|
"How hot Orlando Bloom was in <i>Lord of the Rings</i>.",
|
||
|
"Kneeing a wizard in the balls.",
|
||
|
"Make-believe stories for autistic white men,",
|
||
|
"Reading The Hobbit under the covers while mom and dad scream at each other downstairs.",
|
||
|
"Shitting in a wizard's spell book and jizzing in his hat.",
|
||
|
"Shooting a wizard with a gun.",
|
||
|
"The all-seeing Eye of Sauron.",
|
||
|
"The card game Neil Gaiman wrote: \"Three elves at a time.\"",
|
||
|
"True love's kiss.",
|
||
|
"A sobering quantity of chili cheese fries.",
|
||
|
"Going vegetarian and feeling so great all the time.",
|
||
|
"Kale farts.",
|
||
|
"Licking the cake batter off of grandma's fingers.",
|
||
|
"Real cheese flavor.",
|
||
|
"Swishing the wine around and sniffing it like a big fancy man.",
|
||
|
"The Dial-A-Slice Apple Divider from Williams-Sonoma.",
|
||
|
"What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis.",
|
||
|
"A belly full of hard-boiled eggs.",
|
||
|
"A joyless vegan patty.",
|
||
|
"A table for one at The Cheesecake Factory.",
|
||
|
"Being emotionally and physically dominated by Gordon Ramsay.",
|
||
|
"Kevin Bacon Bits.",
|
||
|
"Not knowing what to believe anymore about butter.",
|
||
|
"Soup that's better than pussy.",
|
||
|
"Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day.",
|
||
|
"A Mexican child trapped inside of a burrito.",
|
||
|
"Clamping down on a gazelle's jugular and tasting its warm life waters.",
|
||
|
"Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet.",
|
||
|
"Father's forbidden chocolates.",
|
||
|
"Jizz Twinkies.",
|
||
|
"The Hellman's Mayonnaise Corporation.",
|
||
|
"The hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago.",
|
||
|
"The inaudible screams of carrots.",
|
||
|
"A supermassive black hole.",
|
||
|
"Reconciling quantum theory with general relativity.",
|
||
|
"Electroejaculating a capuchin monkey.",
|
||
|
"Insufficient serotonin.",
|
||
|
"Evolving a labyrinthine vagina.",
|
||
|
"Getting really worried about global warming for a few seconds.",
|
||
|
"Infinity.",
|
||
|
"Oxytocin release via manual stimulation of the nipples.",
|
||
|
"Uranus.",
|
||
|
"Being knowledgeable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about.",
|
||
|
"Achieving reproductive success.",
|
||
|
"Slowly evaporating.",
|
||
|
"The quiet majesty of the sea turtle.",
|
||
|
"A 0.7 waist-to-hip ratio.",
|
||
|
"Fun and interesting facts about rocks.",
|
||
|
"Photosynthesis.",
|
||
|
"Developing secondary sex characteristics.",
|
||
|
"Failing the Turing test.",
|
||
|
"Explosive decompression.",
|
||
|
"Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes.",
|
||
|
"David Attenborough watching us mate.",
|
||
|
"3.7 billion years of evolution.",
|
||
|
"The Sun engulfing the Earth."
|
||
|
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|
||
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|
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|
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|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
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|
||
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
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|
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|
||
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|
||
|
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|
||
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
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|
||
|
135,
|
||
|
136,
|
||
|
137,
|
||
|
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||
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|
||
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|
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|
159
|
||
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
||
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|
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